I would love to post about some awesome adventure or some type of difficulty we had in Sleeper’s Tomb but, it was really just a push over. We basically walked in, rolled around in the loot, someones eye got poked out, so we got in trouble and had to go home.
To sum it all up, Congratz Entrendre on finishing All of Velious. Good job gang, we earned it.
Soooooo, as everyone knows by now, the lackluster skills or giving a fuck from DBG has let us all enjoy Winter, a bit early this year. Get ready for the Phat loots and chicks sittin on Santa’s lap. Day 1 of Velious has commenced.
This little Shit has wayyy too many HPs.
So after the One Eye Wonder over there fell over, we proceeded into Kael to one shot everything.
Let me tell you a story about this Lil Bitch dragon named Severilous. This bitch kept sexting me one night (of course after a long, hard night of drinking with her whore friends) and thought it would be a good idea to try and get some dick pics. Little did she know I was packing. I sent her (what was soon to be my best photo shop work ever) the good and obliged. Naturally, her expression could only be capture with a selfie…
After a few hours of hot, sweet phone sex, she wanted me to come over. Little did she know, I came with my Crew.
Here’s the Money Shot $$$
Needless to say, she was pretty spent. Beefcakes walked away with one of her Green Scales as a trophy. Gratz Beefcakes.
Oh ya, and then this shit happened. Piece of cake. Eye of Veeshan.
SOOO! We have been having a fucking blast so far in Kunark. Finally out of Classic and into a somewhat okay/shitty xpan. We have been working hard on lvling and epics. But between then, we have taken down some content of Kunark’s first week of launch.
VENRIL SATHIR. Gave up the phat lewts. Gratz on epic piece Strath.
Before VS tripped over his balls and died, we went on a scouting trip into the Plane of Fear and fuck with Cazic Thule himself. One shotted this bastard with 36 ppl. Great job guys.