Family Trip: Truck yeah!

Ding Dong, this Bitch is Dead! Yayyyy.

We have been pushing hard in the paint to get our keys done, and our hard work has definitely paid off. Most of these encounters are a joke, but at least I can say Emp has been a really fun fight. Congratz to all you guys in Entendre on the great Kill. Onward to Vex Thal.

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This was our “Before” shot, using our show of force to scare Emp into just handing over the Lewts.

This was his reaction.

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So we said Fuck that! BURN HIM ANYWAY!

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He fought back some, but eventually gave up the loots.

 

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Have to show some love to the Off Tank team, (or they’ll bitch at me) Way to Go guys, you too matter! </3

On to other matters,

I went for a stroll one day, in some dusty old Caverns, and I came across this punk ass Bitch.

He looked like he was on drugs, you know, the type that walks down the back ally, talking to themselves, scratching their necks, claiming to be the best on the server,.. (Hi Dima)… well anyways, he said something about my momma, so I was all like, HELLLLL Naaaa. I called up my boys, and we rode through.

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After we were through with him, his boys didn’t want a piece of us, but they did ask politely to be in the family photo. So, I Obliged.

Oh ya, and there was this Lord dude. He gave up some okay loots. His horse though is pretty fast. Thanks Bruh!

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More action shots of our Family Trip.

Me and my homie.

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LOLOLOL @ this Grieg guy. He fell over drunk. What a Puss.

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Till Next Time guys!

WE’RE GOING TO THE MOON!

With Luclin just under a month away, we’re getting setup to prepare for the Launch.

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I’m sure all of you are ready to turn your furry fetishes into reality here very soon. Some of you might even be taking the week off in preparation, and for those of you who are dedicated to put your entire life on hold and shutting your significant other out for the next 4.5 months, We salute you!

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The Gang Finds a Dead Dragon

I would love to post about some awesome adventure or some type of difficulty we had in Sleeper’s Tomb but, it was really just a push over. We basically walked in, rolled around in the loot, someones eye got poked out, so we got in trouble and had to go home.

To sum it all up, Congratz Entrendre on finishing All of Velious. Good job gang, we earned it.

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So what has Entendre been up to these past few weeks? Well…. Let me show you the glory of our Travels!

With the release of Velious, We have been Kicking ass a taking names! The loot has finally been worth blowing our loads of DKP on and gettin shit done!

Here’s a quick Hit List of the Bastards in NToV that have been hording their sweet stashes of Lewts for us to plunder.

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Oh he’s Fancy!

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When you’re shittin on the raid!

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This cunt was a longggg ass fight! Fuck you DBG!!

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Time to get pounded!

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So there you have it. NToV, what a shit show of a zone DBG has turn this treasure trove into. ON TO Sleeper’s Tomb!

Thanks DBG, You ROCK!

Soooooo, as everyone knows by now, the lackluster skills or giving a fuck from DBG has let us all enjoy Winter, a bit early this year. Get ready for the Phat loots and chicks sittin on Santa’s lap. Day 1 of Velious has commenced.

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So after the One Eye Wonder over there fell over, we proceeded into Kael to one shot everything.

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NToV rompage inc soon.

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Entendre was recently hired for a babysitting job early this week. Lil fucker pissed us off, so we spiked his juice box with some good ole’ Whiskey and put him down for a nap.

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Such a fun fight. Great job guys!

Someone….had to go….

Let me tell you a story about this Lil Bitch dragon named Severilous. This bitch kept sexting me one night (of course after a long, hard night of drinking with her whore friends) and thought it would be a good idea to try and get some dick pics. Little did she know I was packing. I sent her (what was soon to be my best photo shop work ever) the good and obliged. Naturally, her expression could only be capture with a selfie…

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After a few hours of hot, sweet phone sex, she wanted me to come over. Little did she know, I came with my Crew.

Here’s the Money Shot $$$

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Needless to say, she was pretty spent. Beefcakes walked away with one of her Green Scales as a trophy. Gratz Beefcakes.

 

Oh ya, and then this shit happened. Piece of cake. Eye of Veeshan.

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