With Luclin just under a month away, we’re getting setup to prepare for the Launch.
I’m sure all of you are ready to turn your furry fetishes into reality here very soon. Some of you might even be taking the week off in preparation, and for those of you who are dedicated to put your entire life on hold and shutting your significant other out for the next 4.5 months, We salute you!
I would love to post about some awesome adventure or some type of difficulty we had in Sleeper’s Tomb but, it was really just a push over. We basically walked in, rolled around in the loot, someones eye got poked out, so we got in trouble and had to go home.
To sum it all up, Congratz Entrendre on finishing All of Velious. Good job gang, we earned it.
So, This asshole eluded us for way longer than he should have. Glad my team grabbed our Depends, Pulled them up Waist high, slammed our beers, and got put on one hell of a show. Awesome job guys.
Glad to have all of Kael Cleared.
So what has Entendre been up to these past few weeks? Well…. Let me show you the glory of our Travels!
With the release of Velious, We have been Kicking ass a taking names! The loot has finally been worth blowing our loads of DKP on and gettin shit done!
Here’s a quick Hit List of the Bastards in NToV that have been hording their sweet stashes of Lewts for us to plunder.
Oh he’s Fancy!
When you’re shittin on the raid!
This cunt was a longggg ass fight! Fuck you DBG!!
Time to get pounded!
So there you have it. NToV, what a shit show of a zone DBG has turn this treasure trove into. ON TO Sleeper’s Tomb!
Soooooo, as everyone knows by now, the lackluster skills or giving a fuck from DBG has let us all enjoy Winter, a bit early this year. Get ready for the Phat loots and chicks sittin on Santa’s lap. Day 1 of Velious has commenced.
This little Shit has wayyy too many HPs.
So after the One Eye Wonder over there fell over, we proceeded into Kael to one shot everything.
NToV rompage inc soon.
So this shit happened Sunday night with just a mere 33 people. Proud of you all. Veeshan’s Peak has been really fun surprisingly. More Dragon Kill updates soon!
Entendre was recently hired for a babysitting job early this week. Lil fucker pissed us off, so we spiked his juice box with some good ole’ Whiskey and put him down for a nap.
Such a fun fight. Great job guys!
Let me tell you a story about this Lil Bitch dragon named Severilous. This bitch kept sexting me one night (of course after a long, hard night of drinking with her whore friends) and thought it would be a good idea to try and get some dick pics. Little did she know I was packing. I sent her (what was soon to be my best photo shop work ever) the good and obliged. Naturally, her expression could only be capture with a selfie…
After a few hours of hot, sweet phone sex, she wanted me to come over. Little did she know, I came with my Crew.
Here’s the Money Shot $$$
Needless to say, she was pretty spent. Beefcakes walked away with one of her Green Scales as a trophy. Gratz Beefcakes.
Oh ya, and then this shit happened. Piece of cake. Eye of Veeshan.
Quick update, just… cause fuck it, a God died again.
This dude was very trivial. Here ya go haters
SOOO! We have been having a fucking blast so far in Kunark. Finally out of Classic and into a somewhat okay/shitty xpan. We have been working hard on lvling and epics. But between then, we have taken down some content of Kunark’s first week of launch.
VENRIL SATHIR. Gave up the phat lewts. Gratz on epic piece Strath.
Before VS tripped over his balls and died, we went on a scouting trip into the Plane of Fear and fuck with Cazic Thule himself. One shotted this bastard with 36 ppl. Great job guys.
Definitely more updates SOON!!